SVC-01
Dream2Movie
From REM to revenue.
Your dreams, optioned for screen while you sleep. Our scouts monitor every cycle — if last night had a third act, we know by breakfast.
ROYALTIES PAID QUARTERLY · NIGHTMARES CLASSIFIED HORROR UNLESS REDEMPTIVE
THE DREAM RECORDING INDUSTRY'S OFFICIAL HOME · EST. 1987
Your sleeping hours
are an asset class.
Dreaming Live connects certified dreamers with the studios, analysts and end-dream engineers who keep the night economy solvent. Over twelve thousand people are being recorded right now. Join them — comfortably.
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SERVICES / NIGHTTIME ASSET MANAGEMENT
Every cycle earns.
Some earn more.
SVC-02
The Insight Co.
Your subconscious, briefable.
Corporate-grade dream analysis for boards, founders and anyone whose gut feeling requires citations. Delivered as a slide deck your waking self will find alarming.
INSIGHTS BINDING IN 14 COUNTRIES · INSIGHTS CORRECT IN MOST
SVC-03
Dream Pros
Lucidity, concierge-level.
White-glove dream curation: sets dressed, co-stars vetted, weather arranged. You will never fly unproduced again.
CO-STARS SIGNED SEPARATELY · WEATHER NON-REFUNDABLE
SVC-04 · FLAGSHIP
End-Dream Engineering
Close the night in the black.
Our patented process arranges the final dream of your night for maximum yield. Some clients remember it fondly. All clients remember it.
RESULTS TYPICAL · TYPICALITY NOT GUARANTEED · SEE SECTION 9
THE PROCESS / THREE COMFORTABLE STEPS
Asleep in an hour.
Owed by morning.
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Intake
A forty-minute questionnaire covering your childhood, your teeth, and whether you have ever felt watched by a room.
02
The Array
Sleep as usual beneath our non-invasive sensor crown. Most clients report only the sensation of being gently read.
03
Settlement
Wake to a yield statement. Dreams are graded A through Z. Z-dreams are deducted from your account.
OFFICIAL STANDINGS / THIS MONTH
The Top Dreamers.
Yield figures audited nightly. Rankings update while you sleep — which is the point.
| RANK | DREAMER | GENRE | YIELD INDEX | STATUS |
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| 01 | SEALED BY REQUEST | Liminal | 10,000 | BIOGRAPHY AVAILABLE → |
| 02 | Margo V., Perth | Falling (employable) | 9,842 | ACTIVE |
| 03 | The Delgado Twins | Shared lucidity | 9,110 | ACTIVE · ONE CONTRACT |
| 04 | Anonymous, Ohio | Teeth | 8,774 | UNDER REVIEW |
| 05? | You, possibly | — | — |
COMPLIANCE / YOUR CONCERNS, PRE-ANSWERED
Harvesting, ethically.
Consent
All recording is consensual. Consent is captured during Stage 2 sleep, when the dreaming mind is at its most agreeable.
Safety
Sensor crowns are non-invasive, painless, and cleared by regulators in three jurisdictions and spiritually in all others.
Privacy
Your dreams belong to you. The recordings of your dreams belong to whoever licensed them. These are different things.
“I used to give my nightmares away for free. Now they're optioned.”
MARGO V. · CERTIFIED SINCE 2019
“My analyst knew about my father before I did. Ten out of ten.”
VERIFIED DREAMER #4,408
“The array is painless. The statement is not.”
GRADE-A DREAMER · NAME WITHHELD
FREQUENTLY ASKED / ANSWERED ONCE
Questions from the recently enrolled.
Is the dream recording industry real?
What a question. Next.
Do I own my dreams?
You own your dreams the way you own your face — intimately, and in a manner subject to licensing.
Can I opt out?
Opt-out forms are available during Stage 2 sleep, when you are most reasonable.
What happens if my end-dream goes into the red?
Collections begins at dawn. Most clients negotiate. The successful ones wake up first.
Why does rank one have no name?
Because her story is told elsewhere, in full, under a different kind of cover. See below.
TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED · PLEASE REMAIN CALM
None of this exists.
The dream recording industry is fiction. Every word above it was invented by Enan Joe Heneghan — except the part of you that was almost convinced. That part is why he wrote Company Dreamer.
A novel about the number one dreamer in the world, whose life is quietly rearranged so that her final dream lands in the black. She believed in it completely. So will you.
YOU WERE NEVER ENROLLED. PROBABLY.
INTAKE FORM DL-87 · PRELIMINARY
Three questions.
Answered honestly or asleep.
ESTIMATED TIME: 90 SECONDS · ESTIMATED EXPOSURE: MODERATE
QUESTION 01 / 03
Do you dream in color?
QUESTION 02 / 03
Have you ever felt watched inside a dream?
QUESTION 03 / 03
Rate your bankability.
PRELIMINARY YIELD INDEX
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An agent will contact you at 3:14 AM. Please be asleep. Do not be alarmed by the sensation of being gently read.